- Unique design. Can’t tell you how many fires we had to light in dumpsters to get the perfect photo.
- Two-sided printing. Both sides of this classy ornament are visually interesting. One with the awesome photo, the other with terms to describe the year. Mom insisted all terms be G rated.
- Hang it on anything with the fancy ribbon! Looks particularly fetching dangling from the vat of hand sanitizer.
- Packed in a heat-sealed bag so no scratches will mar the surface during transit.
- Made in the USA by sullen teens who have been forced to work in the family business.
- Heavy enough to chuck at your uncle, yet light enough to avoid serious injury. We think. Don’t try that at home.