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I’m Retired!® Wine Glass (woman)

I’m Retired!® Wine Glass (woman)

(17 customer reviews)


An excellent retirement gift! A toasting glass for the recently retired with middle finger fully extended. Humorous gift for those lucky enough to escape working for The Man. This glass will stand up to a long, active retirement. We etch (no printing!) to make sure your glass doesn’t get retired before its time. Stemmed 12.75 oz. capacity.


  • That’s right, I’m retired. You want dinner? The kitchen’s that way, mister. It ain’t gonna cook itself.
  • I’m content to sit right here and enjoy a nice glass of wine while you figure out how to use the microwave.
  • Unique gift for the recently retired
  • Stemmed wine glass holds 12.75 oz of preferred tasty beverage
  • Designed and etched in the USA
  • Etched (not printed) and guaranteed to never wear off! Dishwasher safe!
  • Individually gift boxed

17 reviews for I’m Retired!® Wine Glass (woman)

  1. Amanda T

    The gift arrived on time, nicely packaged, and even came with a sticker.

  2. Tom

    just as it was advertised

  3. kelley l

    was delivered very quick and looks great

  4. TG

    Cute gift! Exactly as described.

  5. Pamela G

    I am very pleased with my purchase.

  6. Robin A

    loved, and my retired co-worker loved it…. a memorable item!

  7. Jerry R

    Great gift for a retiree – useful, goes in the dishwasher, and is a hit with the neighbors when we walk down to the mailbox with wine in hand. Purchased this as a replacement for the original that we accidentally broke. We thoroughly enjoy this gift.

  8. Dana S

    Good quality and fast shipping! Mom got a kick out of it. 🙂

  9. Rachel S

    These are awesome and got to me the next day!! Thank you so much!

  10. Angel F

    Glass is heavier than I expected. Doesn’t feel or look cheaply made. Excited to see the reaction on the receivers face!

  11. Erica W

    SHE LOVED IT !! Came boxed BEAUTIFUL

  12. ORT

    Great glass and super fast shipment.

  13. Suzi T

    Perfect gift for my co-worker

  14. Kevin M


  15. Stephanie B

    Bought for retirement party.. Quick shipping and delivery!

  16. Stephanie B

    Bought for retirement party. Quick shipping and delivery!

  17. Karen S

    Retiring friend has not stopped using this since receiving-loves it!

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